Snarky Couple lucille tell no one

tell no one

i know i don't have to be sarcastic but the world has given me so much material to work with i would hate to be wasteful

this fucking sucks congratufuckinglations

you don't always have to be what they want you to be

congratulations

Snarky Couple lucille tell no oneSize: 4x6 if at first you don't succeed do it the way your wife told you marriage is just texting each other from different rooms until you die let's grow old and grumpy together never laugh at your wife's choices. you're one of them. sweetie, of course i remember where we keep everything in the house i live here too remember? said no husband ever i'm not arguing i'm just explaining why i'm right vintage couple at dinner