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These rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit

half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there

These officially licensed MLB™ sunnies are built for game days at Oracle Park™

even when life doesn’t

Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied

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