Colossal Squid Confessions orange-sunglasses and no abandonment issues

and no abandonment issues

these are one of multiple pairs goodr created in our classic OG shape with mirrored reflective lenses

or intensely swaying at a moody indie concert

we didn’t test that

If you've ever gotten famous for duct-taping a rotten banana to a wall and selling it for a bajillion dollars

Colossal Squid Confessions orange-sunglasses and no abandonment issuesMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also