The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by: Santana Knox dark powers

dark powers

iced coffee glass

Something my brother found out the hard way

sworn to protect humanity if the Dark King ever returns

And that’s when I knew the girl was it for me

The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food To Me by: Santana Knox dark powersTHE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING TRA LA LA From the best selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom com, feel good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places. I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE Ive given her dirt She's given me much more Than I ever deserved. Im begging her sweetly Im down on my knees Oh, please, KILL FOR ME TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Cormans The Little Shop of Horrors