Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby the toilet roll

the toilet roll

Made from 100% cotton (because you’ll need to be comfortable when you're crouching for cover from airborne fowl)

or anyone who just wants to see how long it takes before someone says

It’s literally at the mercy of the worst possible fate—and it's not even getting paid for this

Step into the wild and wicked world of Springwatch

Acute. Tea. Pie. T-Shirt derby the toilet rollWho the f*ck would dare to suggest geometry, British culture, and delicious food cant all come together in one perfectly quirky design? This masterful design features an acute angle (the most prestigious of all the angles), a piping hot cup of tea (the official drink of both the deceased Queens Vicky and Lizzy), and a glorious pie (because why eat a pie when it can be so sh*ggable). Its the kind of shirt that says, whilst I have never felt the warmth