black lace bell sleeve dress Willow - flounced short train. Black Lace Dress Long Black

Bonus points if: You point out why Halloween is consumerist and lame (in monotone, of course)

The fabric of the slipdress must have enough body and heft so that it drapes well and doesnt easily wrinkle

For some men this will be the chest, for others it will be the belly

The key to the secret is the burst of blue light that appears at the back of Cecilia Bleasdale's picture

Every attempt has been made to document every flaw, but we are, alas, human so there exists the possibility we have not gotten everything

We adore how they personalised their looks with the addition of an animal print heel - so much fun and something a little different