The process
Toss on the classic basketball jersey, some sporty shorts, and don't forget to grab a basketball to really sell the look
If still to thick you can stir in another tablespoon of heavy cream
(Dorinda, whose ex-boyfriend runs a high-end dry cleaning business in New York, knows a lot about fancy clothes and had recently raved to Luann about how well Jovani fit a woman's body, yada yada yada.) Turns out that the sight of Luann making her stage debut while wearing Dorinda's favorite dress brand, added to the rift forming in their friendship, was too much for Dorinda to take (especially since she'd had a couple of adult beverages)
While they are quite popular now, the shape and style of them are timeless so you wont need to worry about not being able to wear them in a year or so
Because the film sticks closely to the protagonists perspective, many important plot points occur offscreen and are only explained later in voiceover narration