Before I set you into a sobbing spiral of debt panic, let me wrap up the horror with one (partial) solution: re-wearing your wedding
The red beaded gradient effect
Suede Cowhide Leather Upper (Durable Water Repellent Finish)
Maxi length, flowing silhouette
45 wide, Sizes 0-24 Sleeveless: 3.4 yds / 3.1 m Cap Sleeve: 3.6 yds / 3.3 m 3/4 Sleeve: 3.8 yds / 3.5 m 54 wide, Sizes 0-24 Sleeveless: 3.2 yds / 2.9 m Cap Sleeve: 3.2 yds / 2.9 m 3/4 Sleeve: 3.4 yds / 3.1 m 45 wide, Sizes 26-34 Sleeveless: 4.1 yds / 3.7 m Cap Sleeve: 4.2 yds / 3.8 m* 3/4 Sleeve: 3.8 yds / 3.5 m* 54 wide, Sizes 26-34 Sleeveless: 3.5 yds / 3.2 m Cap Sleeve: 3.6 yds / 3.3 m 3/4 Sleeve: 3.9 yds / 3.5 m *single layer cut only, sleeve is too wide to cut on fold Lightweight fusible interfacing For Bodice-Only Placket version: 1/2 yard (0.5 m) For Full-Front Placket version: 1-1/4 yard (1.1 m) Notions For Bodice-Only Placket version: 4 (or 5) 1/2 5/8 (19 mm) buttons For Full-Front Placket version: 11 (or 12) 1/2 5/8 (19 mm) buttons Wonder Tape (optional) Over on the Sew Liberated blog we have two great hacks of the Hinterland

Dress Details: 1.Fabric:Tulle 2.Silhouette:A-line 3.Neckline:Sweetheart 4.Embellishment:Lace appliques 5.Waistline: Natural 6.Sleeve:Sleeveless 7.Back Styles:Zipper 8.Hem-length:Floor Length 9.Fully Lined: Yes 10.Built-in Bra: Yes