Ultimeat Offering balances the idea of the original card in a few interesting ways
Having the uncommons and commons mixed in with either of those last slots means you get some terrible odds
Morphling (Creature) One of the best five creatures in Magic , but only the fifth best blue card
(It also becomes unattached if the equipped creature leaves the battlefield, but the triggered ability won't do anything in that case.) If Stitcher's Graft's last triggered ability triggers, but you don't control the permanent it became unattached from at the time that ability resolves (perhaps because another player has somehow gained control of it), you won't be able to sacrifice it
Even though this Pokemon can stay in play quite awhile and do a fair amount of damage, besides Giga Drain this card can't do much help and it can't heal any of your other Pokemon like the last few grass Pokemon I've reviewed can
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