The Thrulls it creates are pretty great protection, after all, and Aristocrats decks typically run other fodder creatures that can serve the same purpose
- Archon's Glory Cursed Courtier Tuinvale Guide Werefox Bodyguard Barrow Naughty Feed the Cauldron Gumdrop Poisoner (Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats) High Fae Negotiator Mintstrosity Scream Puff Sweettooth Witch Locthwain Scorn (Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn) The Witch's Vanity Hamlet Glutton Night of the Sweets' Revenge Return from the Wilds Skybeast Tracker Spider Food Tough Cookie Eriette of the Charmed Apple Greta, Sweettooth Scourge Will, Scion of Peace Gingerbread Hunter (Gingerbread Hunter // Puny Snack) Heartflame Duelist (Heartflame Duelist // Heartflame Slash) Candy Trail Eriette's Tempting Apple Gingerbrute Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender Three Bowls of Porridge Restless Fortress Mana RampEffects which ramp mana, such as Elvish Mystic
I continue to reject the notion of the Commander staples necessity
Crystal Barricade Crystal Barricade has that Wall of Omens body, but trades out the cantrip for two very useful abilities
Some variations on the pile shuffle attempt to make it slightly random by dealing to the piles in a random order each circuit
3 //// Lightshield Array Enchantment At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that attacked this turn