Reminds me of a bigger, moogle-ier Three Blind Mice
I'm not sure if the art came before the flavor text or vice versa, since the object coming down in the image definitely does look like a wooden effigy, but great job to the whole team on this one
Where Phyrexian Vindicator will shine is obviously in the prevention of the damage to itself
Sure, it costs eight mana, but considering it has delve, which lets you exile cards from your graveyard to pay for its cost, if you could get seven cards in your graveyard, the reward is a sorcery-speed Ancestral Recall legal in formats like Standard and Modern
Stingcaster Mage can be a nice inclusion in blue and red decks that would also run Snapcaster Mage, as this color pair often focuses on casting a lot of spells
Its tripod configuration ensures exceptional stability, preventing any risk of the stand and card toppling over